"All About The D"
Genre: Standalone Romantic Comedy. 366 pages.
Genre: Standalone Romantic Comedy. 366 pages.
Price: $2.99 ebook (at time of post)
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- Book Blurb -
A sexy new romantic comedy from USA Today bestselling author Lex Martin and bestselling author Leslie McAdam…
ALL ABOUT THE D
I'm known for being formal. Meticulous. Professional.
So you’d never suspect I spend my nights photographing my impressive junk for a NSFW blog. Don’t roll your eyes. I’m not bragging. I have millions of followers who’ll tell you they live for my posts.
I’m like a superhero, saving humanity one dick pic at a time.
Except leading a double life means I need someone to help me protect my anonymity, so that no one, especially my family, ever discovers my online celebrity.
When I call one of the most respected law firms in town, I expect quality legal advice and confidentiality. Not a sinfully sexy attorney whose dangerous curves and soul-piercing gray eyes make me want to personally demonstrate my particular skill set.
I shouldn’t be tempted.
Especially when she knows all of my best-kept secrets. But everyone has a breaking point. And I’ve met mine.
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My Rating: 
My Thoughts: Oh, That D Is Something To Dream About!
For anyone looking for a sexy hilarious read that will leave you shall I say . . satisfied, pick this novel, you won't be disappointed! These two amaze balls authors, Lex Martin and Leslie McAdam have written witty but smooth romance that'll make a reader blush and snort with laughter.
Priorities in life for attorney Evelyn "Evie" Mills are: building her career and renovating her newly purchased home. So when the opportunity to snag a HUGE potential new client for her firm that may score her points toward landing the position of partner comes her way, Evie should be thrilled. However said client isn't exactly someone her firm would normally accept. In fact, the client's work is strictly NSFW material, where he post pics of his impressive manhood to over a million followers. The issue for the client, his real identity being Joshua Cartwright of the Portland Cartwrights, means Josh's online status must absolutely remain a secret. Now if only Evie can remember to keep it professional between them, but really can you judge a girl to be fully responsible when the man is sexy as sin.
Overall, OMG such a great read! I seem to have a perpetual dirty mind and innuendos are basically my second language. So I seriously loved the BFF moments of Evie and her friend Kendall, because me and my BFF have killed/murdered the 'that's what she said' joke. Plus Evelyn was real, I mean who wouldn't be able to keep their mind from a god like Josh and his special friend. I just absolutely loved Evie and Mr. D's relationship, from the awkward beginning, steamy-sticky middle and lovely end. *Sigh, now I just need to find my Mr. D. ;)
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Excerpt
Chapter 1:
I could look. Take a peek.
God, I want to look.
All afternoon I’ve busied myself in case after case, meting out my life in the six-minute increments of the billable hour, but it’s nagging me like a bar exam question I need to answer.
On one hand, checking out this guy’s blog is technically work-related, so that NSFW warning in his email cancels itself out… doesn’t it?
Surely I need to know what I’m getting myself into before I consider representing him, and I could really use a huge client right now.
Huge. My word choice makes me blush, but I’m guessing he’s well-endowed given the reason he contacted me in the first place.
How will I look him in the eye if I see his Johnson all wild and woolly, swinging like the trunk of an elephant at the zoo?
Please, Jesus, I hope he trims his monster.
Despite my need to bring in some heavy-hitting clients, this project doesn’t exactly fit the upper-crust clientele we typically service.
Heh. Service.
I mean, we’re talking about full-frontal male nudity. I don’t need to read the novel-length employee handbook to know that viewing his blog on a computer at my law firm is a no-no.
Why did I have to forget my cell phone charger today of all days? I could be locked away in the women’s two-stall restroom right now, scoping out the most interesting client— well, potential client— who’s crossed my desk in the last three years, if my stupid phone worked.
I glance at the open door to my office. Should I close it? Or does that make me seem more suspicious? Does it scream, “I’M SURFING PORN”?
If it weren’t for that stupid memo from Bill Fleming, everyone’s least favorite partner, that “requested” we keep our doors open unless we’re on an important call or with a client, I wouldn’t be concerned.
Tired of debating what I should do, I gaze out the lone window that runs along the far side of my office. While the partners have grandiose views of Mount Hood, I’m just an associate, which means I overlook a three-story parking garage, two dumpsters, and the back alley of a dive bar.
The office manager assigned me a simple oak desk and credenza, and my decorations consist of a ficus tree, a few photos, and a framed diploma from Georgetown Law. At more than $ 165,000, it’s my most expensive possession. Well, that and my new house, a dilapidating Craftsman bungalow, where I sink any money I can spare after my exorbitant student loan payments.
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Lex Martin
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Lex writes contemporary romance, the sexy kind with lotsa angst, a whole lotta kissing, and the hot happily ever afters. When she's not writing, she lives a parallel life as an English teacher.
She loves printing black and white photos, listening to music on vinyl, and getting lost in a great book. Bitten by wanderlust, she's lived all over the country but currently resides in the City of Angels with her husband and twin daughters.
Lex is represented by Kimberly Brower of Brower Literary & Management.
Leslie McAdam
Leslie McAdam is a California girl who loves romance, Little Dude, and well-defined abs. She lives in a drafty old farmhouse on a small orange tree farm in Southern California with her husband and two small children. Leslie always encourages her kids to be themselves - even if it means letting her daughter wear leopard print from head to toe. An avid reader from a young age, she will always trade watching TV for reading a book, unless it's Top Gear. Or football. Leslie is employed by day but spends her nights writing about the men you fantasize about. She's unapologetically sarcastic and notoriously terrible at comma placement.
Always up for a laugh, Leslie tries to see humor in all things. When she's not in the writing cave you'll find her fangirling over Beck, camping with her family, or mixing up oil paints to depict her love of outdoors on canvas.
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